So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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