We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
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