i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
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