Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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