Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
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