So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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