Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
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