oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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