I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
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