she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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