Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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