So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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