I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
we're so committed to being not committed
He literally asked permission to hit on me
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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