I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
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