We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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