yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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