i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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