Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
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