So drunk its hurt
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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