I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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