I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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