That's intense
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
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