sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
You can't just leave with hair like that
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
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