I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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