Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
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