Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
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