Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
Randomize
