Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Of course I have a pirate flag
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
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