Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
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