It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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