Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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