pedialite and red bull = repair kit
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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