There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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