Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
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