jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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