Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
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