Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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