I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
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