oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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