I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I think I died a long time ago.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
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