I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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