Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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