ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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