Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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