And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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