My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
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