Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
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