It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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