Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize
