Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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