That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
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