no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
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