Kareoke will never be a sober sport
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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